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辛波斯卡《读不成书》 翻译：ChatGPT & 白板报 书店不供应 普鲁斯特的遥控器， 你不能随手一按， 切换成足球赛， 或答题赢辆凯迪拉克。 我们活得更久， 却更模糊， 句子越来越短。 我们旅行更快，更远，更频繁， 却只带回幻灯片，而非回忆。 这里是我和某个人。 那里似乎是我的前任。 这里大家都光着身子， 所以一定是海滩。 七卷本——饶命啊。 能不能剪裁，压缩一下， 最好干脆画成图。 倒是有个叫《洋娃娃》的系列， 但弟媳说，作者不是同一个P。 再说了，他到底是谁。 听说他躺在床上一写多年。 一页接一页， 蜗牛般缓慢。 而我们呢，以五倍速阅读， 而且，呸呸呸，运气从未这么好。 英文译文对照 “-NONREADING- Bookstores don't provide a remote control for Proust, you can't switch to a soccer match, or a quiz show, win a Cadillac. We live longer but less precisely and in shorter sentences. We travel faster, farther, more often, but bring back slides instead of memories. Here I am with some guy. There I guess that's my ex. Here everyone's naked so this must be a beach. Seven volumes—mercy. Couldn't it be cut or summarized, or better yet put into pictures. There was that series called "The Doll," but my sister-in-law says that's some other P.* And by the way, who was he anyway. They say he wrote in bed for years on end. Page after page at a snail's pace. But we're still going in fifth gear and, knock on wood, never better.” ― Wisława Szymborska